Freaky Trains

Owing to severe delays on the District Line this morning I found myself on the train at a much later time than normal.

I was standing up and quickly became aware of strange noises me. The guy sitting behind me was making odd sounds, at times was breathing heavily and at others muttering to himself, most of the time wearing a twisted looking smile, half hidden under his untidy moustache. His oddness was enhanced when he pulled out an old style tape Walkman!

Just before he got off he stood up and reached forward and was groping for something near a lady's pair of legs. For a moment I thought he was going to get a good slap in the face but he stood up holding a newspaper which was on the floor. Weird.

Watch out for this guy on the District Line - this wasn't the first time I've seen (heard) him. He gets off at Embankment but I can't help but think he is going to an imaginary job. Could he really be employed?