Shady Dealings

Walking home after meeting my friends the last month in London I saw a man on the other side of the street coming in my direction. When he crossed to my side of the road I became very wary. He started speaking as he approached,

"Excuse me mate, are you local?"
"Er, semi...yeah." (Actually I was very near my house)
"Do you know what a G4 is?"
"...No?"
"Do you use laptops?"
"A little."
"I'm from the studio just down there..." (Points down the road)
"Do you know the G4?" (Points at a piece of paper)
"Oh... yeah, a Mac."
"Yeah. Do you know anyone who wants this for 120?" (Pounds)
"Um, no, sorry."
"Ok, take care mate." (Pats me on the arm and walks off)

Comments

[Hobz]

Hey, I could have done with one of those! Actually, it's probably a good thing that I don't have one at the moment, as I'd be tempted to use it all the time.
I'm surprised the guy didn't say "cushty, cushty" as he walked off...

[Ajay]

two for �200 please :)