There’s a Big Issue seller I often see near work. As people walk by he says, ‘Big Issue. Free.’ Well, no, he doesn’t. Listen carefully and he adds an almost inaudible ‘ish’ at the end of his sentence! Sneaky… but you’ve got to admire that courage. The best of luck to you, sir.

Have you ever read a Big Issue? They are quite dull!
There are some really good sellers out there, but these days you need a hook.
Can’t say that I have. I hate the people doing surveys etc. who attempt to stop you by trying to shake your hand.
I saw some people on bouncing shoes around Farringdon. They were handing out gym vouchers. I wonder how long they were jumping up and down for.
Oh yeah, I’ve seen those people. They always seem to be women, don’t they?
You’ve been to an IT show, the old bait and switch technique. Attention = potential sale