You know, I’ve often approached doors thinking, ‘Someone could burst through this door just as I go to open it.’ Imagine what that could do to your hand! The second thing I think is, ‘This could jeopardise my tennis.’ at which point I reach for the door with my left hand. What an interesting insight into the workings of a tennis crazed genius’ mind. Ahem.

This situation finally happened to me this week. Have no fear, for my hand was not shattered due to the impact. I have to say, it bloody hurt, though. Do you think anybody has ever picked up a serious injury in such a situation?